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Can She Solve the World’s Easiest Math Problem? No. She Can’t.

How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Roll lollipop? Who Shot J.R.? Is the Middle East really in the middle toward the east? These are some of the questions that have confounded humans over and over again. And now, we have an addition to the list, courtesy of lovely Chelsea. Whatever you do, [...]

NYPD Takes It to Occupy Wall Street

It got out of hand at New York’s Zuccotti Park on Saturday night, and it was all caught on video by wearechange.org. It’s hard to watch at points, but it has to be seen. I think the best point in all of the running commentary comes late in this video. The cameraman is shocked that [...]

Dumb Teacher Doesn’t Know Her Heavy Metal

How dare this lady put question marks on this wonderful child’s paper? Not only is he well-versed in classic heavy metal/thrash music, he’s not even American! He knew all of their symbols and fonts. I award him infinite points, give him an A for all of his classes and allow him to take the rest [...]

Oscar Nominees – 84th Academy Awards

On Sunday, February 26, the 84th Academy Awards takes place and all those cool Oscar trophies will be presented, complete with insufferable speeches that make you actually dislike the very actors you were rooting for. Here’s a list of the nominees, well. the important ones anyway. Best Picture “The Artist” “The Descendants” “Extremely Loud & [...]

Chris Brown PWNED by TV’s Andy Levy [Video]

Chris Brown put on quite a performance Sunday night the 54th Grammy Awards, but it’s not quite as good as Andy Levy’s. Who’s Andy Levy? A TV guy that got into it a bit of a Twitter feud with Brown and his followers. Levy absolutely owns Brown in this segment.

Grandma Had Too Many Beers [Pic]

Let this be a lesson to you, Granny. Don’t drink that Natty Light. Spend a few more bucks and get some Busch. And how bout this cat to the right. He looks like the love child of Brad Pitt and Kenny Powers, and that shirt is probably the greatest thing ever worn by a human, [...]

Creamsicle’s Most Unfortunate Ad [Pic]

Two questions: Who is the person that thought this was a good idea? Second question: Who in the world actually approved this ad? There’s some Freudian stuff going on here and this is just weird. EDIT-  Apparently it’s a fake. I wasn’t going to stop eating Creamsicles anyway. They are just too darn delicious!

What? Orientals in Atlanta — No Way!

We all love a good game show fail, right? Usually it’s the contestant making us bust a gut. Here the host — Jim Perry — breaks out a little old school racism. The good news here is that we’ve come a long way from this type of thing, but you’ve got to admit — Perry [...]

Sammy Sosa is Whiter Than Ever [Pic]

Former home run slugger and ‘Flintstones Vitamin’ user (mm yeah, okay) Sammy Sosa continues to get whiter by the day. If they ever do a ‘Munsters’ movie, Sammy will surely get the part of Eddie Munster. Assuming it’s done in Spanish. Or is he going for one of the 18 Twilight movies that are coming [...]

What is Donkey Punch, Alex?

If you don’t know what this phrase means, I dare you to look it up. It will also make this clip from ‘Jeopardy!’ a whole lot funnier.

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