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Remember This, Welfare Dopers

Nobody rides for free. We’re not paying for your doobage, slackers!!

Tom Cruise Is the Winner! [Img]

h/t: Reddit

You’re Doing It Wrong [Pic]

You’re doing it wrong, aka, ‘When Bodybuilding Goes Bad’. I told this dude–you shouldn’t read books upside down. He didn’t listen. Now look what happened.

Introducing: The Crazy Spitting Lady

A local Chicago TV station had a lovely run-in with one of the city’s prized citizens. A lady walks up — and into their shot — politely asks for directions, then impolitely starts hocking up phlegm and letting it fly. It would be gross if it wasn’t so funny. We’re nicknaming this lady Hakka Loogie, [...]

I’ll Skateboard Where I Want! [Gif]

I Laughed [Pic]

I bet you fools have seen auroras on Uranus lots of time. Heh..heh…auroras on Uranus. And then a post about penguins pooping just above that one? What a day for news!

This Is What Happens to Showoffs

We must protect this house! I can’t believe the kid actually high-fives the goalie after getting laid out by him. What the heck is that? I thought for sure he was going to kick him in the crotch. Lame for showing off, lame for the weak sauce high-five. I award you no points.

America Is Gay – It’s Official

Who would have thought we’d see the day when a gay flag is flown by the U.S. military? Here one flies high outside a U.S. military tent in Afghanistan. What are your thoughts on this? h/t: Free Republic

This Is a Nasty Spider Bite

Oh boy — someone grab the Bactine — extra large size! This dude’s finger looks as if it’s trying to tell us something. I think I figured it out. It’s saying, “DUDE DON’T EVER GO NEAR ANOTHER SPIDER AGAIN, YOU DOOFUS!” Or something like that. Tell me that doesn’t look like a mouth. And tell [...]

Jimi Hendrix Gettin His Hair Did, Reading Mad Magazine

Remember when Mad magazine was a vital part of pop culture in America? Cracked has a made a nice comeback with their online product, but Mad seems to have gone the way of the buffalo. They do have a show for kids on Cartoon Network, but it’s no longer the commentator on society and pop [...]

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