Remember This, Welfare Dopers

A Message to Welfare Boozers and DopersNobody rides for free. We’re not paying for your doobage, slackers!!

Tom Cruise Is the Winner! [Img]

Tom Cruise Wins - Top Gun Edition

h/t: Reddit

You’re Doing It Wrong [Pic]

You’re doing it wrong, aka, ‘When Bodybuilding Goes Bad’. I told this dude–you shouldn’t read books upside down. He didn’t listen. Now look what happened.

You're Doing It Wrong, aka "When Bodybuilding Goes Bad"

Introducing: The Crazy Spitting Lady

A local Chicago TV station had a lovely run-in with one of the city’s prized citizens. A lady walks up — and into their shot — politely asks for directions, then impolitely starts hocking up phlegm and letting it fly. It would be gross if it wasn’t so funny.

We’re nicknaming this lady Hakka Loogie, since we have no idea what her real name is. Introducing: the Crazy Spitting Lady.

I’ll Skateboard Where I Want! [Gif]

I Laughed [Pic]

Auroras on Uranus...heh hehI bet you fools have seen auroras on Uranus lots of time. Heh..heh…auroras on Uranus. And then a post about penguins pooping just above that one? What a day for news!

This Is What Happens to Showoffs

We must protect this house!

I can’t believe the kid actually high-fives the goalie after getting laid out by him. What the heck is that? I thought for sure he was going to kick him in the crotch. Lame for showing off, lame for the weak sauce high-five. I award you no points.

America Is Gay – It’s Official

Gay flag in Afghanistan outside US military tent

Who would have thought we’d see the day when a gay flag is flown by the U.S. military? Here one flies high outside a U.S. military tent in Afghanistan.

What are your thoughts on this?

h/t: Free Republic

This Is a Nasty Spider Bite

Oh boy — someone grab the Bactine — extra large size! This dude’s finger looks as if it’s trying to tell us something. I think I figured it out. It’s saying, “DUDE DON’T EVER GO NEAR ANOTHER SPIDER AGAIN, YOU DOOFUS!” Or something like that. Tell me that doesn’t look like a mouth. And tell you weren’t eating when you looked at this. If you were, I apologize.

disgusting spider bite

h/t: reddit

Jimi Hendrix Gettin His Hair Did, Reading Mad Magazine

Remember when Mad magazine was a vital part of pop culture in America? Cracked has a made a nice comeback with their online product, but Mad seems to have gone the way of the buffalo. They do have a show for kids on Cartoon Network, but it’s no longer the commentator on society and pop culture that it used to be.

This pic represents a truly happenin’ time. The most-happenin’ musician reading Mad Magazine and getting his hair done (or hur did, if you prefer) by a beautiful looking stylist that probably moonlighted as a Go-Go dancer.

Jimi Hendrix reading Mad Magazine, getting his hair done

h/t: reddit

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